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Old Jul 18, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #4401
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*walks into bar, sits down, and orders a beer while surrounded by chaos and blood*
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Old Jul 18, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38   #4402
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*walks back into bar*

*"Whoa!!! The bar is alive again!!!"*

*buys pwned a beer and orders one for himself*

*sits at shadowed corner table*

*stares at newcomers*
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 03:30 AM // 03:30   #4403
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*Enters into staring contest with Doc*
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 04:37 AM // 04:37   #4404
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*pokes TopGun in the eyes when he's staring down Doc*
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57   #4405
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*stand up bleeding from the bullet in my chest
*saw Opeth poke TopGun in the eye
*took a beer bottle and threw it at opeth head
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #4406
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*takes Asianfunkymonkey outside*
*loud banging noises become evident*
*turns out we're dancing under the stars*

TAKE THAT! DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #4407
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*start challenging Opeth to a dance
*start doing the robot
*then took a beer bottle and chug on it
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 01:47 PM // 13:47   #4408
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*Puts a lock on the hot tub drain valve ,refills the hot tub at the request of the females wearing the Girls Gone Wild tees , tells bouncers not to let the schmuck that drained it back onto the veranda, gets another 12 of Labbatt's and gets in hot tub..... "Hey Doc wb, Pwnd wassup?
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 10:16 PM // 22:16   #4409
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*grabs Ensabah Nur be4 he goes into the tub*
*breaks his neck*
*goes into the tub instead with the girls ^^*
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:05 PM // 23:05   #4410
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*kills Monster*
*sips beer from Doc*
*chats with Nur and Doc*
"not much, what have you been up too Nur?*
*sits in hot tub*
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Old Jul 19, 2006, 11:21 PM // 23:21   #4411
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*Jumps in hot tub*
"Wassup?"
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36   #4412
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*walk over to the hot tub
*feeling sick and vomit in the tub
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24   #4413
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Well having a neck that can't easily be broken(training & development) I deter Amonsters pitiful attempt and yank his sack off with my bar hands.....

" Oh not much fellas, running a fairly great alliance in game, you?"

With my lightning reflexes(again the training and development) I use the now empty case tray from the Labbatt's to deflect asians vomit away from the tub and back onto him.... then inform the goons to remove Amonster and Asian from the veranda and keep em out, only cool peeps like Pwnd, Doc, Nino, Sil ,a few others and me allowed out here(Notice Retribution's got the right idea). If ya wanna be one o the cool peeps you'll avoid screwin around on the veranda,and keep that crap in the bar DISMISSED !!!
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:33 AM // 02:33   #4414
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*Goes into the bar and smacks Ensabah in the back of the head*
*Drags him into the washroom and shoves his head down the toilet*
*Cuffs his neck onto the toilet, making him choke on toilet water*
*Walks out the washroom*

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Old Jul 20, 2006, 11:09 PM // 23:09   #4415
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sits there drinking beer while you guys kill eachother
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 02:43 AM // 02:43   #4416
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*sips beer*
*chats with Doc and Nur*
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 04:21 AM // 04:21   #4417
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*slips on a bannana skin*
*puts it in pwnd's drink*
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #4418
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*tries to flirt with the waitress*
*fails*
*takes anger out on Pwnd*
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 12:28 PM // 12:28   #4419
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*Stands in front of door to where Nur is*
*Pulls self to full 6'2" frame*
*Puts on full flak jacket, Kevlar, Flak helmet, and body armor...*
"Bring it on!"
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27   #4420
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Poison Ivy musta thought that bloke looked like me that s/he drowned in toilet water, good thing I wasn't in the bar for it to be me . * continues to enjoy Labbatt's in the hot tub on the veranda.....
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